I smell a faux-limey

Rockers the Kaiser Chiefs, pictured in 2005, had a riot at the annual Brit Awards, picking up a hattrick of prizes at the biggest and most prestigious night of the country's music calendar.(AFP/File/Stan Honda)

"Had a riot?" A "hattrick of prizes?" Did Gwyneth Paltrow write this caption?

If a real British person wrote it, then I rescind my disdain.

If not, then I re-rescind it and with vigor.